I Love Newgrounds and Have been here for a few years. I have a motto for flash artist. DONT WASTE MY TIME! I might be a Zen Buddhistie but im not gonna go easy. If you have to join up with some people DO IT! You make art not farts!!! Im still Young at the age of 21 1/2 but I know a good flash.
Ive voted five for crap I hated because I can tell someone put alot of hard work behide it. Im not gonna be a dickhole aboot it! So Please, if I wrote a reveiw and you are sad....go phawk yourself and drink yourself stupid because you can etheir work harder or cure my hemorrhoids with your tears.

Now for some shit I wrote when I first edited my page and was very tired :]

Will Wright is a man of true Charactor, seeing that I made him my sims game :p
(insert-"sorry the for bad joke" here)

Myspace is mine! Get yo own loser! and yes i do but its impossible to check that bs even once a month.
idk boot you, but I can care less boot wat me buddies are doing 42mins or even years or seconds ago, shit Ill go as far to say sexonds!

I belive People should Live away from the beach not close to it....dumasses
Oh Hey, I just had a trillion dollor Idea!!!! A whole city inside a EXPLODING Volcano!!! Pretty sweet once my bizness starts making citys that hang like that. X] wooden citys are cheaper then metal X] not stupid just a good chess move

Pick Your Nose, but dont smell your farts or your friends ears. And what ever you do dont stare at there fore head, (wispers)---they can tell!
I have email and aim and yim and msn and nbc with abc family, but I rather not remember any of those things. Hail Pikachu!!!

Almost forgot, LINK RULES!!!!! SSBB online anytime, mariokart wii anytime! Me and your Mom! had a long talk because me and your dad are going to a ranch in the OK to be gay X] but not you when you come to vist, we wouldnt even know on how to begain to tell grandma, and did i mention, shes my cousin by law

But if you need a flash writer, I Have bad gas and only do work for fiber pils, LOTS and Lots of Fiber pills.
I mean 2,3 bottles min. I Mean Damn! Its Like having a |O(_)|\||< |34|3Y \\/\\/17|-| 5733|_ |-|41|2 93|_ (|24\\/\\/|_1|\|9 Y0(_)|2 455 \\/\\/17|-| 7|-|3 1|\|73|\|7 0|\| |-|(_)|271|\|9 Y0(_)